She picked some rough ones.

1. How many times (if any) have you had sex?
Strange question I'd say.  Makes sex sound important.  Anywho, intercourse? Zilch.  Oral and Hands, well, I can't give a number off the top of my head.  enough for me not to count that high.  I belive the important question would be how many partners, but you didn't ask so poo.

2. If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
Now thats a good question.  I'd like to think pine, but I think I'm a bubble gum tree.

3. What is your dream job?
Independently wealthy.  Make-up grunt.  i like to be told to do things, not the other way around.

4. What's the worst experience you've had while drunk?
Aw, well now.  I've been an ass a few times but nothing out of the ordinary from everyone around me.  My lowest moment though was after a party.  it was around 3 am and I was walking to a bus stop.  i don't know if it was the tequila, but something diagreed with my bowels and I shat in someone bushes. I nearly started crying with shame.  i lost a good undershirt that way.

5. If you could be any character, in any book or movie, who would you be and why?
Now thats super hard. Rebis from Doom Patrol.  a strange powerful being that transended gender.  Everything was as it should be for Redis.  
I've been described as Mephisto from Goethe's Faust.  Hes could be the Devil.  He's whole ambition is to beat God by ruining Faust.  That sounds bad, but you can tell that Mephisto knows what is in a good life.  Anywho, he's less of a character and more of a force.
Billy Pilgrim from Slaughterhouse Five would be cool.  He relives his life constantly but accepts it all, which means he constantly dies with dignity
Just one more.  Rev. Jesse Custer from Preacher.  Hes out to beat God for fucking up mankind.  He is strong in his beleifs and wont let anyone keep him down.  He's lived a very fucked up life.

So there it is.

Hello Internet,

It's been awhile.  I went looking through my notebook.  My notebooke is a top open Mole skin i have on me when I got to bars and occasionaly elswhere.  I write in it and you can tell by the sentences and hand writing how drunk i become.  Reading the early pages I hate.  I sound like a tool.  Just "Lonley this and love that."  Not that any of that has changed, but in the begining I'm talking about guirls I'm enamoured with.  It sounds really pitiful.  Infact it keeps on like that  for awhile.  The last drunk entry is ferociously like that but instead of talking about being lonley I'm "screaming" at myself for not having courage to talk to two girls at a booth.  I was right infront of them petting a dog.

The Next entries are fairly sober.  One about feeling lonley (duh) and one about going to a bar with Amy, one about Pink Party and Jon Avery.

Lets skip that and go to recvent events.  i saw Moon and that was pretty neat.  i saw Terminator and Transformers and thought they were both horrible.

I went to Trax to see Nico for his birthday.  I was in my minister garb at a gay bar.  It was fun.  everyone asked questions.  A lot of nico's straight friends may have been a little jealous cause  all of nicos straight girl friends were talking to me.  I went on about Tim and Eric to Kellyn and how perverted Rococo is to Leslie.  It was fun.  I ended up on Nicos floor.

I went to Tempest the other night for Margaux's birthday.  I got there right at 10, which means i was 6 minutes early.  I met the Margaux house.  Desiere, Megan, and Rachel.  I know them all but this is the first time all at once from thier house.  Rachel was already plastered.  It was awkward.  So plastered that she bought me a drink and started licking my face.  Emily came by and she kept kissing here and licking her face and then wanted me to take a picture of all of us.  With my head leaned in as I took the picture her toungue found its way to my ear.   It was awkward.

I was a little insulted too.  Will and Tony both made comments about me finaly getting laid.  I know they were joking, but I was still a little insulted.

Anywho, between talking to everyone and helping rachel walk I had fun.  I spent the night at their house on their couch.

Those last two night I didn't drink much.  The most was at Trax.  I've been making a point to drink less.  Hasn't done much, I'm just drunk less.

I have my birth party in manteca August 1st.  I'm going to an Isotope event on Saturday.  One more swing goth this month.  I need to see KT again before to goes to Russia.

Thats about it I think.  ask me a question.

Hello internets.

Its been awhile.

Summer has started for me.  No more finals.

Where to start?

I hated my finals.  i start work on Zombie: A New Musical

I'm gonna be on TV for a zombie movie i did.

Just drinking and flirting

I've started going to Swing Goth.  Its everyother tuesday and it is at a bar next to my new place. (The Blue House).  Swing Goth is swing, or whtever partner dancing you feel is necessary, and a mix of music from swing to industrial metal.  I like it.

We had a party at my house for Graduation.  The Players Club came by and set up a bar and we drank and ate and had merriment.  I got auctioned off for a date with this gay couple.  Somehow i ended up in the kissing booth and they both made out with me.  Typical.

Speaking of boys, one of dusty's flings is constantly txting me.  Maybe I shouldn't go to Pride this year.

My room is looking good.  Its set now.

Everytime I see Matt he tells me how I need to get laid.  Its funny and sad at the same time. Funad.

Hows that going?  Eh.  I hang out with a Girl named Paula occasionaly, but she doesn't like dancing and shes allergic to Dustys cat.  Our scheduale never mesh either.

Next Swing Goth I'm talking Rene with me.  I work at the OG with Rene.  Shes fun and an alcholic.

Dusty and Stan's ex are dating.  Thats rough sometimes.  Stan started seeing this girl named Megan who pretty hip.

Matt and I are in flux at the moment.

I got a new phone with text messaging.  Its weird.

I'll be in Manteca Next weekend.  Its Ladd, Blake and Bradon's birthday party.  I gotta buy them some presents.  I don't know which of ladd's friends will be there.  Scott and Tomas will be there.

A buddy at OG is moving.  Josh, the bartender.  Crazy dude.  He's leaving this coast for new york.  I took his couch.

I'm listening to the teaches of peachez right now.

I'm poor.

Ask me questions.

So tonight I went to the Phone book where I had a drink, then the Makeoutroom whre I had two drinks, waited till they hit, then dance my fuck'n brains out.  I started dancing around 11 and i just got home.  I was up on the stage doing all my moves and pointing at the spectatores, making sure the dancing kept up.  No numbers.  i didn't worry about any.  Why get laid when you can just dance?  It was great.
Best night alone. 

Hello internet,

A lot of changes.  One, I no longer live in the Sunset.  i live in the mission now in a three story house with three other dudes.  Dusty, Stan, and Matt Stines.

I got the largest room, around 20 by 12.  I set up my room at the farthest coldest end and the rest of the room will end up operating like a second living room.  soon I will have a couch and at some pount i want to hook up a prjector, so that it becomes a small cinema.

Other than that, school work and girlies.  what else?

I went to a lingerie party.  I wore orange underwear from H&M.

My back has been killing me, but I have no one to rub it.

I went to my first Isotope event.  It was fun.  bought a glass and had free beer.

I missed wondercon.

I saw Watchmen.  didn't like it much.  Ok.  Better than Fantastic Four.  Love the comic.  no need for it to be a movie.

Started reading preacher.

I bought three poster frames.  one for evil dead, one for army of Daarkness and one for the cock ring vibrator advertisment that were being put up around school.  I also bought a tiny photo picture frame and put a picture of Saint Vincent in it and hung it in the bathroom.  Patron Saint of plumbers.

I need two more poster frames for Sealab and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

My room....Getting there.  Bathroom is nearly done.  the reast of the house looks in order.

Big party coming up.  Should be good.  Hopefuly someone will rub my back before it.

Starting to sound like john white.

Questions?  Ask away.

I might have ADHD!  I'm so excitied!  If I do I get a bunch of school benefits.  Number one downfall is that I still have to drink caffiene.  It calms me down.  weird huh?

Ok, sorry kids. I don't have the internet.  Here is a little run down:

1. Went to a lingere party
2. Did make-up for "Amateurs"
3.  Doing make-up for a zombie movie.
4.  Moving into a new four room house with Dusty, Matt Stines, and Stanislov.
5.  I ended up with the master bedroom of this place.
6.  I went to a valentines day party where Amy and Diggons tryied to get me to hook up with Abbey.
7.  I'm very poor after two weeks of no work.

And that's about it.
Contact me threw the phone if you need me.
209 629 2460

My first real ex called me the other day.  Her message was sober, but when I called she was drunk.
She wants to catch up and have a bit of nostalgia before she moves to Reno.

She got laid off and her a Mike broke up so she been living with her parents.   Her grandmother promises her a job in Reno, so shes heading that way mid febuarary.

This is not the first time she called.  We talk maybe once a year and only for about 5 minutes.  We haven't see each other since my junior year of high school.

How do I feel about us meeting.  Kinda loath it.  Perhaps it was the word "nostalgia."  On occasion I like nostalgia but for the most part I avoid it.

Whatever I geuss.  Thing is i doubt we'll meet.  I go to school everyday and i work every day except Tuesday and Wendsday.  Next week I have dress rehearsals and an opening.  If I calculate correctly, we only have one day to meet.  This coming Wendsday.

I have two classes.  Today I'm going to try and crash two more.  Then tomorrow I will try and crash two more.  i'll be working full time as a full time student doing make up for one show and a zombie movie.

It's times like these that make me realise why I avoid relationships with anybody.  Don't have the time.

Other shit first


I keep forgeting some things to tell you world.  I am now lactose intolerant, allergic to shrimp, acid reflexive, and stating to develop my dad's knee problems.

I just read two graphic novels.  "Too cool to be forgotten" and "The Alcholic." 

Too Cool is about a guy who tries to be hypnotised into quitting smoking.  when hes put under he wakes up as himself in 1985 in high school.  He spends time reliving and reinventing himself but still tries to find a way out.

The Alcholic is about how the auther is an alcholic, but he never seems to be able to figure out why, and everytime hes on the wagon eventualy he falls off.

Both are very good but I feel like I need to read them both when I'm a few years older.

Tuesday night I went to a bar and spent around 50 dollars on drinks.  I Drank with Amy Spoghn, Brenden, Rafeiel, and Ceira Coyn(?).  I had a few beers and that was about it.  Brenden slept at myhouse.  the next day I went and talked about make up for the players club show.  THen I went home.  around 7 i got to this theatre to see "EMO! The Musical."  I knew a lot of people in it.  It was good.  It plays again this coming tuesday so I might go see it.

Dusty, Matt, Some Guy and I are moving at the end of febuary to another place.  THe general idea is lower haight I think.  A 4 room place.  I'm trying to covince the team to all buy fold out couches so that we can have big parties with our beds out of the way.

I've been having these vivid intense dreams.  the first was about a ray gun.  i was walking to diferent hardware stores finding peices.  
The next was very intense.  i was old and balding and had a daughter with strawberry blond hair.
 I went to my backyard and laying on the green grass was my friend Chalia and naked were my old gay friend lee and what looked to be his lover.  Lee and a long stic\tch on his side with the string stiking out.  He was missing a leg and most of his right arm.
 I ran to him and hugged him closed my eyes and rolled in the grass.  
When I opened my eyes i was in a tall room enclosed with red brick.  there was still grass, but everything was light as if by fire.  I was naked on a round red satin bed.  In front of the bed, maybe ten feet away, was my daughter, naked and crying.  For some reason a rage boiled in me and i ran to her.  As I drew near the red brick was being engulfed in flames.  When I finaly grabbed her there were only flames around us.  I beat her and turned her around and made her bend over and no matter how are I tried i couldn't rape her.  There was a force stopping me from penetrating.  
The flames were high.  What was once rage turned into a great sobbing shame  I bent over her and hugged her and pleaded forgivness but within a second she disappeared and I collapes on the ground sobbing and the flames grew higher then engulfed me.

Pretty intense.

The next didn't have me.  a kight is rusty armor went into a pub of knight is the same armor.  He cried "Giant Red Ants are Attacking!"  Everyong was in an uproar.  a female knight said "We need to fight."   They all cheered.  Then one said "We need to assemble!"
Then one said "Form a committee"
They all cheered
The original knight said "I'll find a weakness!
That knight somehow ended up in the kitchen of my old house wear Ladd was wearing a hawaiian shirt and serving drinks.  He was going on and on about beer to the young knight but finaly said "Hey, you know how werewolves are weak to silver?  same with giant red ants."
The knight immediatly ran back to the pub where all the tables were formed in a circle.  Documents and papers and maps were strewn about the place.  THe knight yellow "Giant Red Ants can be killed with silver!  It's their weakness!"
A knight hammered his gavel and said "How can we beleive you!  That sound absurd!"
THe hero knight said "But, you beleived me when I said 'Giant Red Ants are attacking"
Gavel knight immediatly said "Good point!  Lets go!"
They all cheered.

THe next:
Me, two dudes, and Amy spoghn were out and about and i assume drinking.  we went to this apartemnt.  One guy went to sleep, but it seemed that me, this other dude with a mohawk and peirced nipples, and amy were set on having a threesome.  
I had my pants off and had a semi, but we were all so tierd that we just layed around.  Amy with nothing buy a sheet, dude with no shirt and me with no pants but a raging boner, and we all looked like zombie children watching cartoons.  A man came in with a note and a cat.  The note said that my mother died and that the cat was heres.  i had to take the cat to my mom's mother.
*in reality my mothers mom has been dead since she was 7 I think*
Well I creid a lot.
But then I set out, boner and all with this cat that a carried in a hat box.  
I went to this house I came to this lady.  she wore a southern aristicrat dress that had seen many better days and a flamboyant flower hat.  She said she was my grand mother but after inspecting the house I realised that she just want to eat the cat.  
I stole the cat back and went to a tiny apartment.  there a woman who looked like my mother but younger was there.  i cried some more.  I went insided and introduced myself and gav her the cat.  She didn't cry but she did take the cat.  i went into her geust room and cried for the rest of the dream.

Yup.  those are dreams

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
4 brandings on my left shoulder.  KT did those with a coat hanger.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Two posters, a ren fair banner 4 portaits (Young kurt russel, Mikey, James, Lazor), my minister credtentials, and out of date calendar

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Snore and I have spoken before.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Metal, Disco, Khlezmer, alot of stuff

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
2 in the morning?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
massage and back scratching.  two things

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
meals

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
couldn't say.  Sure I hid it from myself

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5 9

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Nope

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
KT

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
dieing and leaving a lot of unpaid credit to my parents

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITESAME SEX?
Ladies:  Red and gree.  Dudes: Brown and somecolor

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
at breakfast

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Energy drink


17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
sausege

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
sau

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Marroon

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Cracker yes.  a real one?  not yet...YET!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
THere are three.  Mikey/jame/andrew portraits, the portrait of kurt russel dusty gave me, or the giant scfi cafe poster ladd and dusty gave me.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
When do i not huh?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No, but a crack a lot.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Thrift

25. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
Female? Divine.  Male Tom Savini

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Turtle and Oliver

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Turtle is a  turtle.  Oliver is a cat

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Story of my life.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
87

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunette but I always get along with blondes more.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?

This will be one hell of a bowel movement.  He'll be lucky if he has bones.

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
the park?

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yes

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
free things

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
THe guy who wrote "The Wave"  I have his adress and phone number.

37. FIRST JOB?
TA

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yup

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
redunkadunk.  

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Reading

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yup...
two when I was young and a wisdom tooth one.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
my facial hair

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
word

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
something practical that I can still brag about

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
zero kids

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Kinda after Skywalker.  My dad hate religion, but then he saw Star Wars 40 some odd times and thought Luke wasn't such a bad name

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Self righteuosness.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
getting out

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
the hair kind

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Roast beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Drinking, masterbating, reaffirming my creepyness, masterbating, biting my nails, maste...

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I beleive I am, but I try to find something to one up.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell no.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Eh.  I flip flop on this.  Then again I never had the benefits outside of cuddling and making out twice.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
I do shave in a strage manner don't i?

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Thats dangerous.  Excersise

58. OH NO THIS WAS MISSING!
Go find it!

59. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
To fulfill my new years resolution

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
flashlights

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
a lot

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Yes.  also robocop and freddy

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No, I suck at it.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Potatos

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
an attraction to me.  otherwise, grace and wit.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Revrend, fast food, Canoe

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
telekenisis

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Drinky Crow

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Beocme their boss

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Check my bad habits...

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
drink then sleep

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
somewhere cold

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
sortas maybe

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
nothing

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Snow Cap (a season ale form pyramid brew)

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
C-Air-Uh

79.THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
Face (composition)

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Check bad habits.  also read comic books and watch movies.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
religion

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR
winter

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Abba zabba

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
kinda sorta.  Scott for a long while, but before that Alex.  Now its Amy Mc

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
brown

86. EYE COLOR?
brown

87. SHOE SIZE?
9 1/2

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Jack in the box

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Bashful Bull too

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
kinda.  too much avacado

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
some Xavier: Renegade Angel

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Survival day (2nd tuesday in may)

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
kazoo

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
registared democrat but really a neo aristicrat

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
I kiss people when I hug them.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I found both to be entertaining.  Relationships allow for fart humor.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
big mack (ugh)

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE/HOUSEHUBBY?
If I could I would

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Robusters and Filth

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
Few and far between. or, like fishing with a hammer.

 

I felt like I don't write enough about work.

I've been making salads for awhile now.  I wake up around 11 or twelve and start work around 5pm and usualy get home around 1am.

My body is so used to this cycle.  i love it.  I like making salads to.  i get to talk to all the servers and the CA.  Fernando is my favorite CA.  He listens to metal while we close.  He's the most amiable.  Likes to harass the boys and flirt with the girls.  Baltazars the other CA.  He's nice but he's straight to business.  No fooling around.

My favorite manager is Josh.  Josh treats us all mainly like workers and I like "ups" to do that.  Mario wants to be our friend and Feraza always asks why we do things instead of telling us what to do.

Latley at work we've been running low on everything.  we ran out of perccinis a few times and tomatos one time.  we run out of Romane lettuce plenty of times.  When it hits about 7pm I stop putting romane in the salads to save forthe next morning.

I've gotten very good at wrapping the deserts with ceran wrap.  I do it in such a why that there is a dome of air , so that none of the plastic touches there deserts.  A few servers and mezmerised by this.  When ever I prpare deserts I get to talk to Henry, a peruvian dude who learned to speak english solely so he can hit on more girls.

He's actualy a very fun guy.  He always wants to learn.  He keeps talking about things he found out on the discovery chanel or things he read in medical journals.  That and he always wants to learn better words to use for the ladies.

Josh makes me wear a beard net now.  It a net that covers the moustacher and chin.  Olive Garden rules are that all moustaches must be cut.  So to avoid the beard net you must have a moustaches less goatee, an amish beard or just clean shaven.  I say "nay!"

So now i wear a beard net.  I put it over my nose, otherwise it slipps off.  Mallory said that while I wear it I look like Scorpion form mortal combat.  joanna Said I looked like Santa.

Thats olive garden.  I'm bad at flirting so I usualy don't and just talk shop with the female servers.  With the guys I usualy give a hard time or talk shop.  Randal, one of the bartenders, is a big video game, tv, metal geek.  He just keeps rambling about all of those subjects.

THe other day one of the assistant mangers said "I'm gonna have a 25 and older party" and listed a few mangagers, all the bartenders and a server BUT he also included me.  When he looked at me I shook my head.

 "How old are you?"
"How old do you thin I am?"
"26."
I held two middle and two index fingers.  (two peace signs.)

Nikkita, a tall russian fellow was shocked.  everyone thought I was 26.  Perhaps it was my beard and the fact that I got along better with them than the servers (who range form 18 to 23).  i like to think it is my silence.  i don't but in or speak very fast or loud.  i'm quiet.

Nikkita is great.  he's a bartender and a Russian who's got a green card.  So is Yuri, a server.  All the servers are scared of Nikkita.  He has a silent rage quality to him.  I think he's funny.  I called KT today but I don't think she heard me.  sounded like a party.  Nikkita and I talked.

"Who waz that?"
"I called my ex.  Checking in.  Chat it up."
"To makes sure she is not having sex with some other guy?"
"Oh no.  Infact I'd feel great if she was."
"Really?  If I founds out one of my ex was having sex with some other guy I'd be mad.  No bitch!  I am the only one! (laughter)"

I laught at that.

There are two other bartenders that I like alot.  Josh and Jason.  Both are tall.  While Nikkita is silent rage, Josh is a living tantrum.  He'll go to the back house and just start screaming.  somtime to let off steam he'll scream "I want to be and airforce ranger!  io want to live a life of danger!"  He is also Russian

From what I hear he is a mean scary yelling drunk.

Jason is a big softy.  Long hair and a big bushy beard.  i asked manda about him and she said that he's inlove with a girl who doesn't love him.  and she is very blunt about it.  They are "together," and she allows that but she refuses to be referto as such or as a girlfriend.  when he's drunk he's lonley, loveable, or very sad.  Me and him talk about old sci-fi movies.

And thats work.

This blog is dedicated to fuck all... 


It's January.  a different Year.

In December finished my classes.  Porno class was fun.  We watched Shortbus which was a very cute movie.  Brown Bag ended with some "comedic" shorts.

Other than that I worked and ate and drank and had Christmas.  I went to a few parties.  One christmas party and Scott Manelis'.

Christmas was small.  I showed up on Christmas Eve.  I hung out with the family and such and talked alot with dad.  aunt Sandy has been at the house for a few weeks now trying to stay away from Joe, her husband.  Uncle Woody came buy.  Very fun character.  He is technically not my uncle, but I never counted Joe as one.

For Christmas Ladd bought me and Dusty small statues and flasks with our initials.  Mom and Dad got me a new multitool, pajamas, and gift card and various little things.

For Christmas I bought everyone (except dad) comic books.  Dad I bought a movie for.  Mom got Watchmen, Ladd got Wild Man Frank, Sheri got Smoke and Guns, Dusty got Skyscrapers of the Midwest, and Dad got Bladerunner.  Momwas surprised to find that Watchmen is on Time's list of 100 best american Novels.  Dusty loved his present.  he said he read it four times and cried three times.  I geuss it was good.  I don't know what the others think.  I havent been home since the December 26th.

I've been working fairly nonstop.  New Years Eve scott came over and we went to Matt Stine's girlfirend's house for a little party.  Jenny clare and Chris McClure were there also.  we all drank and ate and counted and made resolutions.

 At least I did.

Someone said "Whats your resolution?"  I yelled "Get laid!"

Seems like a solid resolution.  Just once and I got a whole year.  Knowing me though i'll put it off till the end of the year and then I'll be scrambling  with 3 days left in 2009.  It'll be like doing a research paper.

The next day I went to work.  i was the only one with no hangover.

I got a haircut.

I went to an olive garden party that the cops shut down.  so i followed the women.  "L" is a server at the OG.  Very sweet and Cute.  A bunch of us went to her house and drank and played beer pong.  i hung out with some Peruvian dudes.  They were smooth.  I crashed there.

All the mexican dudes  at work call me  Lupe or El Diablo Loco.  Yo soy el Diablo Blanco was the onlything I knew how to say in spanish before working there.  Oscar thinks I'm crazy, not white.

I let the servers in on what It's like in the backhouse.  See, servers have tons of fucking  drama and tons of "fucking drama."  Everyones had eachother and all that bullshit.  Well, in the backhouse, if you're married you also have a girlfriend and if you're not married you're  inlove with a server.  Everyone in the backhouse acts like little kids.  Like preschool.  We always have fun or we throw tantrums.  Everyone in fronthouse are just immature.

With in the past week people have been asking me if I am a stand up comedian.  A lot of people have been asking me that.  am I that depressing?

I awoke the next day and went to work.  after work I went to another party and drank a little.

I love work right now.  i close every night except I get two days off.  It's great.  no sarcasm.

Yesturday after work I went to Zeigeist and say Brenden, Amy, and Amy's new boy toy Rafiel.  Me and Brenden told everyone that Amy was a post-op transexual.  

Amy and I used to run around bars and hit on people.  You shouldn't have your wingman be of the opposite sex.  Everyone thinks you're dating.

So as my formoer wingmate I had to tell her my relationship exploits.  THere is a girl named Emily who watches me as a I get drunk.  She sometimes comes over and shares my bed.  I'm not sure who the lonley one is.  L  is cute and that about it.   She reminds me of Amy, so she might be crazy.  Nicole was too drunk to remeber me.  Sarah B. lives in stockton so  I can't get that working.  I only have the courage to talk to Jessica when I've had a few bottles of it...


Oh Tom Waits.  You're so sad.

We started talking to the people next to us and we all walked in the same direction.  We all had to split ways at Laguna and market.  While walking I was talking to a yuong lady about who knows what.  a lot of laughing and such.  So as we departed i shook this girl's hand but pulled her in for a hug.  Amy told me that that young lady was very attentive to me.

"Did you get her number?"

"Nope."

"What was her name?"

"Never asked."

"Why not Luke?!"

"Cause I don't care."

I still don't.  Feels pretty good.

Now i'm home in my apartment.  sick.  not hungover, I think I got a bug or something.  i think I'll clean the house.

Well it's been a long time since october.  Lets see.

Chess is over.  I did my last two brown bag shows.

I'm trying to find a new job to get away from wasahing dishes.

Lots of drinking, but a very clean room.

My credentials of ministry came in the mail.

Me and McBride hung out a few times and drank.  Me and Tony are hopless romantics and to horney to be completely charming.

Thanksgiving was something.  I went home thanksgiving day.  Dusty picked me up at BART and I arrived at my house around 9:30 am.  Upon wlaking in Ladd handed me a beer.  30 minutes later as we were hanging out, Ladd handed me another.  Then we ran out of corn, so me, Ladd, and Dusty went to the grocery store to buy more corn.  There Dusty bought some gin and Ladd bought us all 32oz of miller high life.  Jay said we looked like a couple of winos.

One Turkey we cooked in the oven and the other we deep fried. Deep fried turkey is so good.  Instead of becoming dry, moisture stays in.  Delicious.

During dinner Ladd made me crown and coke.  dusty was walking around with a martini at all times.

After dinner we just sat and talked.  A lot of people were there.  All from my mother's side.

After that Ladd made me and Dusty zombies.

I then played poker and loss horrible.  I never got any good cards.  i went asll in the 3 aces but got beat by a flush.  Oh well.  Wasn't my money.

I never used to drink at family events.  Its nice.

The next day I hung out with Dusty and Tomas.  First it was only me and Dusty and we went to King's comics.  I bought Green Lantern: The Sinestro Corp Wars vol 2 and issue 2 of Old Man Logan.

THEN we picked up Tomas.  we had pizza in stockton at Micheal's Pizza.  Then we went to Rasputin.  I bought David Lynch short films.  Tomas bought some movies including the Super Mario Brothers movie.  Dusty bought $100 worth of music.  there I saw Sarah.  She seemed very happy to see me.

That night Tomas, Scott, Jason, Dusty, Elizabeth, other Sarah, and myself hung out and drank as we watched "It's always sunny in philedelphia."  Well, me Sarah, Ellie, and Dusty drank.  Jason had two Jager bombs and was done.  Justy didn't get drunk.  I was a bit loopy after a six pack of Red Stripe.  Scott and Tomas had pepsi and mountain dew.  The next day I went to the parents house and took a shower.  Then I hung out with Sarah for about three hours.  2 of those at the coffee shop by Ralley's.

After that I was almost done.  I called KT a shit load but she wouldn't answer.  I didn't leave a message for about the time she would answer I would be on my way to San Francisco.

On the way to the Castro BART station, I had all these rude awakenings.  Scott was recently "disengaged," Uncle Matt is getting a divorce, Aunt Sandy is getting another divorce.  a very lonley christmas is coming up.

What do you do?  Drink I geuss.  listen to Tom Waits

I went to the cigar shop in Stockton as Dusty and tomas went to get Jamba Juice.  i bought a cigar and I asked about cigar boxes.  I'll get one soon.  They have these ones that she says are great.  they're made of plastic and hold up to 15 cigars.  That seems perfect for me.

This year we are all getting gift cards.  Mom is worried about shoping.

This blog is dedicated to science.  Back off!  I'm doing science!

Drinking and the consequences of...

How bout them brews?

Saturday after tech of Brown Bag I went to a Halloween/Shotgun party.  Shotgun is a once semester players club shindig.  I didn't see it.

But I did party

I dressed as a mad scientist.  Some people thought I was Dr. Horrible.  Rob thought I was Christopher Loyd.

When I drink, certain words will click and stay in my head.  Christopher Loyd were two.

When these words click I can not get away from the subject, so the whole party I would occasionaly make reference to Back to the Future.

Well, did this work!

So there was a young lady (lets call her Shelly).  I started flirting and hitting on her (from what I remeber) and it was going ok.  But then I thought I'd use the back to the future line.

"Whats that?!"

Well, it was invented by me and Mikey.  You take a friend with you to any social hoopla.  You then pick out your speacial girl.

What you do:  go up to the girl and say, "[insert name], you are my density.  I mean, my destiny"
Then your buddy goes up to you and says "Hey [your last name], I thought I said I never wanna see you around here."
You say "Sorry [buddy's name]"

at this point your buddy touches your lady.  It does not need to be provacative.

then you say "Hey you get you damn hands off here!"
Then buddy says "Just wlak away [your last name].  Just turn around and walk away."
Then you say "No [buddy]"

then her fegin punches you and starts laughing, then you make an awkward mean face and punch him and he rolls off the scene.  you go to your lady and say "Are you ok?'

Bam!  You got your girl.

A little complicated.

Well, me and Rob did this for Shelly.  Wow.  I mean, I don't think I won her over, but she was laughing.
We were all drinking a lot.  that helps.

turns out Shelly is a huge B2tF fan.  She has a t-shirt that says "Save the Clock tower"

How do I know this.  Well the next morning when I came to I found myself in her bed.  Don't worry, I doubt anything happen.  i was still im my scientist garb.  and there was a fairly large space between us.

Problem with drinking.  i was still a little drunk in the morning.  The more i drink the worse my short term memory becomes.  I quite literealy repeated every conversation I had with her that morning.  Also, morning afters I ramble a lot, so I think I may have over stayed my welcome.

Well, I went back to party house since I must of left my umbrella and bag there.  No one came to the dorr so I entered their garage, where I found on a mattress, Will Hand.  I loomed over him in my science garb.  He woke up, with a surprized look on his face and asked if he was gonna make it.  i then loomed around the sleeping persons' house, but got bored and walked home. 

yup.

Hey, but I got Shelly's number.  Maybe I'll take her to a play.

This blog is dedicatd to Jocasta.  Jocasta, you're silly...

I have to write an essay, so to get in the mood and to wait for the Red Bull to kick in, I'm writing a journal entry.

Oh what to say.

I decided against an LED belt buckle.  I still need pants for my halloween costume.  I did buy an umbrella, where the shaft is an LED lit tube.  Like in blade runner.

Inorder to write a paper I get all hopped up on Red Bull then have a Seagrams and Coke to calm me down but keep me awake.

lets see...

Friday I think I did nothing of importance.  Saturday night I went and Saw Emily and her friend from San Jose.  Another of her friends is trying to hook her up with some 57 year old guy.  I advised against it.  After shill'n with her I hung out with AMY and Ovey(?) and went out drinking.  Ovey is cool.  we talked about the problems with picking up ladies and comic books and life.  That night I took two taxis.  One to Sparkys.  that one was in a minivan.  The Taxi driver was selling his own CD from his car.  comdedic Jazz songs about homeless people.  Pretty neat-o.

The other cab was to my home.  An Indian fellow.  We talked about how he liked driving a cab and how Red Bull has no effect on him.

Sunday night I had a dinner with Amy McBride, Randal from work and my neighbor Graig.  Me and McBride made bacon wrapped in chiken Kabobs.  I forgot Sara's mom's Recipe, so I geussed and i think I hit it.  They were very well recieved.  We also had Chocolate cream pie and Sake.  Swell evening.

This week has been hell.  Allison wants me to prebuild from our Brown Bag, but our rehearsals conflict with prop shop hours.  Its a mess.  Also, the prop shop did not arragne their hours to suit anyones need really.

So, tomorrow will be rough and so will the next and the next and so on.

I nearly had an anxiety attack last week.

"Wait!  Luke doesn't get those!"

Well i thought so to, but BAM, there I was struggling to keep composer.  Abbey helped a little.  Gave me and hug and let me read her bible.  No, i'm not becoming religious, but it was relaxing to read it.

You may tell me i need to relax, but Relaxing gives me anxiety.  i don't like not getting things done.

Saturday I had a halloween party to go to.  friday I may go to another Halloween party or Dusty's friend Joe's Birthday.  Joe is a girly.

A few theatre kids have been asking me about "The Red Head."

She's actually more like a strawberry blonde.

If you've been listening to the radio show (it's pretty rediculous) then you know about "The Angel in the Hallway"

Basicaly She is the girl i met in the Hallway.  She talked to me while I was ready a script.  That was on a Monday and I forgot to introduce myself.  We briefly talked on Wendsay, but I forgot again.  On Friday I stopped her and went on about I hated myself for not introducing myself in the first place.  Her name is Danni.  She is a Pysch major and a theatre minor.

As with all things good, there is a rub.  She's a minor.  Whilest i don't know her age she said "I want to be a RA, but I have to be 18 to do that."

I brought this to a few friends atention.  Each had the same mixed feelings I had.  "Yes, you're both in college at the same time, but she is still a minor."

One of my big rubs is that I like to go out and have a drink on occasion.

Oh well, nothing to really worry about.  I didn't see her all last week cause I was busy and seems the same this week.  Right now it just a somewhat amusing anecdote.

Right now I weigh less than I did in 8th grade.  Go me.

Anywho, thats all I got.

This blog is dedicated to Mozo.  Mozo, you rock...

At one point in life I went to the bluegrass festival where I listened to Mozo, two girls from Seattle.  They were hip.

Jake murphy had a robot party.  i dressed as a moag synthesizer.  Dusty went as himself, or and android, or Geddy Lee.  I saw Cameron.  I met three hip kids.  Nick, Melanie and Paula.

I didn't get too wasted, I had work the next day.  Dusty left around 3 am and slept in some bushes at school.

I bought some Sake.  Now I just need a reason.

I bought a t0shirt and an umbrella yesturday

I bought more stuff for my costume.  now I need a LED belt buckle, lab coat, and pants.

Last night I watched Niagra with some brown bag kids for the show we're doing.  I drank a lot of something.  It came from a large jug.  Like wine but with fruit all up in it. San-gree-uh?  Good stuff.

Lindsey's baby is gonna pop out soon.

Dusty is gonna be a Sandman for Halloween, you know, from Logan's Run.

Saturday I cvalled a young lady to have dinner with me.  i left a messege a decided to take a nap.  she never called bvack and I woke up at 9:30pm.  i ate some cereal and went back to bed.  i then woke at 5am

Can anyone copy a VHS to DVD for me?

Kisses.

~Luke

The blog is dedicated to..Jesus?  Yeah, why not.  Jesus is coming!   Everyone look busy!

How bouts these internets?

Whats to say.  A lot going on,  I saw a show at ACT.  Rock n' Roll.   A play about the fall of Soviet Russia and rock and roll.

I also won free opera tickets in a raffle.

I did my first brown bag show.  It goes.  Good times, ya know.

My room is messy but there is no reason to clean it.

I've been working a lot at O.G.

I bought some things for my Halloween costume.

Yesturday I called 911 for a lady in a car accident.  i also brought her water since it was very close to my house.  It was funny, when the cop was questioning my he asked where I came from.  i said that I just got off the bus and decided to help out.

"Wait.  You had those two mugs of water with you on the bus?"  asked the cop

"No-...Yes.  I always carry two mugs of water with me at all times.  They all used to laugh at me.  Whos laughing now?!"

I said to the cop.

Yesturday was porno class.  My friend Melinda made a poitn on how the professor uses his PHD as a phallus.  The movies are great and he dose bring up neat ideas, but he shoots down all of our thoughts.  Oh well

Yesturday we watched another not porno.  Peeping Tom.  Great movie.  Very suspenseful.

Yesturday after the car accident I went to Ryan's birthday party, where I played beer pong for the first time (that game lags on forever) and just general joked around and drank.  I remeber telling someone I look like the dad from Dinosaurs, and then they said "Luke!  you do look like the dad from Dinosaurs!"

A few weeks ago I got high for the second time, this time on brownies.  I just don't like getting high.  It was all hitting me hard.  i also got very paranoid,  i hate feeling heavey.  Drinking helped.

I'm pissed I'm missing Shockerfest.  I have a class on saturday and friday then work sunday.  GO TO SHOCKERFEST IF YOU CAN!

Not too many days till Halloween!  Get ready.  Watch coem scary movies you kids.

~Rev. Luke

This blog is dedicated to Porno class (Images of Eroticism).  You rock...

What the hell is going on?  It's been 15 days since my last entry.

Hmmm.

Well.  I'm still a Revrend.  Rocking that.  I have yet to form a flock.

An US embassy was bombed today.  Pretty cool.

It's also Constitution Day.

I'm the new co host for my friends college radio show.  It is streamed through the college website on Wendsday mornings from 9-11am.  Dawn of the Sven starring Sven and co-hosted by Rev. Luke.  We talk and play music.  About it.

How bout that ban on Gay Marriage, huh?  Sucks pretty bad.  Better vote against that kids, unless you're a facist, then I'm sorry for questioning your beliefs.

Today in Porno Class we watched "The Devils."  Great fucking movie!  Based on the book "The Devils."  The sets and costumes were fantastic.  It had a great political and religious message that was echoed through out the film with the sets and these symbolic images.  It's not a "porno."  There are orgies, but no sex is seen.  Just lots of naked letcherous nuns running around.  Its amazing.  See it if you can.

I hate theatre kids with political views.  They know nothing of apathy.

I got all agnsty about a political discussion.  I hate them.  I never take part in them.  I didn't in this one.  I was so made I went to Bashful Bull Two and had a rare hamburger.  I saw the blood and grease drip onto my plate.  It tasted great.

Next week is my first Brown Bag show.  Wed-Fri at 12pm.

Yesturday I hung out with KT-J.  I bought fun pants.  She bought fun pants and a mantle like thing.  She can't live here.  She can't handle the good weather.

I wore the fun pants today.  Great reviews so far.  They are holiday plaid pants.

I've been bootlegging more music.  Xiandia, a kinda gothic metal band.  Within Temptation, a gothic metal band, Paul Heaton, a great british song writer, and the Earlies, a...something.

Asia told me today "Luke, I need to get you a girl."  I told her "No, I don't have the time."  I then spent an hour talking about comic book movies with Jennifer.

"No, I don't have the time."  I wonder if I say that because it's true or just cause it makes me feel like I'm so pitiful....am i so pitiful.  i don't think so.  I know pitifuly loney peeps.  Perhaps they're pitiful cause they let it out.  Do I keep it in, or is it even there?  Is that why I just poured Seagrams whiskey into my coke?

I still beleive casual sex partners is one below masterbating.

God damn I love Jesus Christ Superstar.

I was at Ameoba and I picked up a "Thriple Featrue DVD Set"  That includes "Motel Hell" "Wrong Tunr" and  "Needful Things."
I bought it for Motel Hell, which is out of print.  it is amazingly good.  A man and his deranged sister take drifters and out of towners and "raise them" and turn them into Farmer Vincent Fritters.  Delicious.

I had a long argument with Sara-J.  It was never completed.

I wont see my old home probably till Thanksgiving...probably not even then hopefuly.  I want to work during Thanksgiving weekend.
So, maybe x-mas.  But even that break is pirme working time.

I would so work Thanksgiving and X-mas.

Olive Garden ain't open on either of those days.

I make salads at Olive Garden now.

Fuck you I'm done.

This blog is dedicated to Bakkhos.  He suffered for your orgies and wine...

Am I really as licentious as I say I am?  No.  I think casual sex partners is one below masterbating.

So whats have I done?

Well, sunday I went to work to keep training the new guy.  While I was lifting a box of cheese, the ass of my pants ripped a gicantic hole.

Some of you maybe chuckling.

Other may have gasped.  "Luke, you never where underwear!"

Never is too strong of a word.  All this year I think I wore underwear for a total of one week.

Am I really as licentious as I say I am?

Sunday was not one of those days.  Thankfuly my back was away from him.  I started laughing, which made him think he was lifting something wrong.  I then pantomined the motion with a sound effect and we both had a jolly good laugh.

So, i tied my apron backwards and told my boss (minus the underwear situation).  She laughed.  then she told the rest of the employees.  It was 8:30am and she said I could go on break at 11 to go home or buy new pants.

So, what could I do?

Well, I stole and apron and took it in the bathroom and made a makeshift diaper, then kept my other apron on backways.  I felt quite secure.

THe next night I got very drunk.  Three white russians and 4 beers.  I remember talking to KT about our own personal issues( since "our issues" are also her business, I'm not at liberty to say what we talked about without her consent...which I don't intedn on getting, so fuck off).
While, it was all hazing,but I remeber singing up for something.  The morning after, I am reminded.

You are now reading the blog of Revrend Luke Albert Neu.  Yup, I'm an orndained minister with the Universal Life Church.  Once I turn my $5 credentials to the California state what cha call it, I will be able to perform legally binding marriages and other shit.

"Luke, you're an atheist!"

Before you get all silly, the Universal Life Church accepts all beleifs aslong as they respect each other and don't get into too many fights.  So I am an Atheist Revrend.  So all you atheist, I can wash away your sins.  No acceptance to any gates, but a good peace of mind.

Amazing the things you do in drunken hazes.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to talk to a Nihlist and a Satan worshiper and talk about how "punk rock" we are.

~Rev. Luke

This blog is dedicated to Uncle Matt.  Uncle Matt, send us booze!

I just got back from work.  i walked bare foot from it.  I didn't want to wear my shoes.

So, thursday was theatre pub night.

But who cares.

Before I went to the bar Shanon Arms I got home and did internet shit, then started lifting weights.

To work out my chest, I lay half on my bed, so that one arm dangles off the bed.  I then lift the dumbell like a bench press, just one arm.

Well, I was working it and making all the grunting sounds, and then I woke up in fetal poistion with a dumbell in my hand.  At some point i fell asleep for two hours.  Crazy.  What the fuck was this dumbell still doing in my hand?

I got up, drank a little, and went to the bar.  I didn't have any money, so I took my friend's glass when she was done and filled it with my flask.

Friday I went to school and rehearsed Brown Bag all day.  I got home and did laundry.

Today I went to work to find that there was a new guy.  Cesar.  It was my job to train him how to open the store and other endevours such as washing dishes and kick ass.  He didn't speak any english.  Thats ok.  I don't speak any spanish.  the guy who trained me only spoke spanish, and i'm an expert now.

So I trained him.  Now he is better.

After work I decided to walk home.  then I stopped.  Then I started again but with my shoes and socks off.  It was better this way.

Piss Off!